| The Dave Crowhurst Cup |
Thanks to generous donations from companies including Malloch Inc, Hann-Corp, and Jago's House of Pancakes, the inaugural championship will be playing for the storied Dave Crowhurst Cup (pictured).
Competition spokesperson, Dylan Malloch, said he was looking forward to the four-pronged championship season, which will pit the very best in public relations golfers against one another.
"It's what every PR consultant dreams about - the chance to take on the best," said Malloch, speaking with reporters earlier this week.
Malloch is carrying a rich vein of form into next weekend's opening round, having won the FedEx Cup, the prologue to the Sefiani Invitational, last weekend.
"I was striking the ball pretty well. I had some nice up-and-downs, and the self-destruction of Rod Jago certainly helped my cause," said Malloch.
Sources close to key rival, Tom Hann, confirmed the young starlet had taken several lessons ahead of next week's opening round. According to Rod Jago though, the lessons were a costly mistake.
"Hann's got nuthin," said Jago, who was reached via satelite from Moore Park driving range.
Also announced this week was the opening round schedule for the championships. The players will travel across Australia's largest city playing on courses steeped in history.
"I'm looking forward to it," said Malloch. "Bring it on."
Was a nice morning playing pitch'n'putt today. See if my short game improves for next weekend.
ReplyDeleteDriving range one night this weIek, anyone?
What the hell is a welek Malloch? I was planning to go to the range this Saturday but as you've all tried to sabotage my attempts to win by rescheduling the game to this Saturday I'll rely on my supreme talent to get me through on the day.
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